So, I was eating my garbage disposal of a meal at school today, when I was informed about this new online picture/journal bullshit website called "vainspace". First and foremost, that's a pretty blatant rip off of "myspace", which many people feel is pretty bad in itself. I don't think mypsace is so bad as long as it is kept in proportion (ex: no stupid dress up games or retarded bathroom mirror shots or absurd myspace relationships, if that is at all possible). BUT to rip off something as petty as myspace is incredibly shitty. And only adding to it, drop off the prefix "my-" and to replace it with "vain-" is completely ridiculous. And no, it's not vain as in the system of tube-like things throughtout your body transporting blood. More like obsessed with ones self. So, if myspacers weren't scene and picture obsessed enough as it was, now there is a whole entire web page dedicated to that. TAKE THAT MYSPACE! Of course, what kind of nutjobs would sign up for such an embarassment?? Why, none other than the overly dramatic scene in which skinny white boys doll themselves up in girly clothing, girly make-up and (most importantly)  girly hairstyles. Yes, that is right, "hXc" boys and girls, there is a new "-space" where you can hang out in your bathroom and make love to your camera all afternoon. How exciting. As if you weren't vain enough, you now have a website truly exposing you as such. Myspace wasn't about the pictures, so you have to move onto vainspace. That, of course, was sarcasm because all anyone honestly cares about on myspace is what music you are into and what kind of neat-o poses you make in your pictures. I'm sure 30 years from now you will uncover your vainspace (or any other stupid pictures you took of yourself) and hide it from your children. Hopefully even cry yourself to sleep. I know it is the "in thing" to hate on screamo/emo or any other "-mo", but no one is kidding when we say YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT! And not just any kind of shit, only the foulest, raunchiest smelling shit that could only come from all of fat America's septic tanks. But I'm not going to discriminate against you just because you are "hXc" and full of shit. That last sentence was a lie. I have plenty of things against scene kids and all of their paraphanelia. Plus, I've gone to scientific measures to state my defense. I compare scene kids to a big, gaping black hole. An object floats by unsuspectingly, when in the gigantic blackness of space, a black hole suddenly appears! Duh duh DUHHHH! The hole pulls the object into it, whatever it may be, and sucks it in until it is crushed from massive amounts of pressure and is no longer existant. That or until it is completely meaningless. Scene kids could also be easily compared to a leech as well. A gross, slimy leech sits around it's murky waters without much else to do, when it finds something of interest to prey upon. It chomps the hell down and sucks the object until it is dry and withered out and no longer of any use or interest. I have composed a list (yes, yet another list) of what a "leech" or "black hole" would feed upon:

1. Hardcore music - Once a punk term and/or style of music, now watered down metal with obvious transvestite tendencies and full of bloodthirsty competition to see who has the greater solo and better hair.

2. Veganism/vegetarianism - Once boycotting cruelty to animals or choosing a healthier lifestyle, now another way to beat people up and pretend you did it for a cause.

3. Tight jeans - Once more of a punk or classic rock thing (though I despise classic rock), now a way to show off your ass to all the happening scene girls at the show and look as girly and "pretty" as possible, yet pack a punch with your guitar.

4. Emotions - Once actually felt by the human reponses, now provoked to look cool and imitate your favorite song quote.

I feel all 4 of those on my extremely well thought out list made perfect sense and if anyone disagrees, you are indeed a certified dumbshit. Alright folks, that about wraps it up! Good bye for now!

How about this Thanksgiving, huh? You know, the day we celebrate because the white devil mercilessly drove and slaughtered the Native Americans right outta America. We all gather 'round the dinner table with loved ones, thinking about what a special time it is. A special time of GENOCIDE! Families pray to their God for the land they have and the food that God didn't give them, but little do they know what they are truly celebrating. Death to the Indians! Oh boy, what a worthy holiday. I'm surprised they ate turkeys instead of the thousands of Indian corpes. Now that's one hefty serving of dark meat. Oh and another thing, what's the deal with tofurkey? Some people have decided to cut turkeys everywhere a break by eating a tofu simulation of a real turkey. Too bad most people don't give much of a shit to really change the mind of the poultry industry and their abusive and corrput ways of slaughtering turkeys. And millions of turkeys will still die even though you ate a "tofurkey". And doesn't Thanksgiving seem like the best holiday to have the munchies? Stoners everywhere will fire it up right before the dinner table and have a grand ol' time munching everything in front of them. That is most likely what the white settlers had in mind when they decided to have a huge feast.